{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
{"fact":"Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.","length":107}
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{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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