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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}

{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}

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