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{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
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Willian Felipe Dorn is a Brazilian professional futsal player who plays as a goalkeeper for the Russian club MFK Norilsk Nickel and Brazil national team.
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Me vs. Myself is the fourth studio album by American rapper A Boogie wit da Hoodie. It was released through Atlantic Records and Highbridge the Label on December 9, 2022. The album features guest appearances from Roddy Ricch, Tory Lanez, Kodak Black, G Herbo, Lil Durk, Don Q, and H.E.R. The deluxe edition was released three days later and included an additional guest appearance from the late PnB Rock for the only newly-added track, \"Needed That\". Production was handled by a variety of record producers, such as A Boogie himself, S.Dot, P2J, Kofo, Wheezy, Don Cannon, Lee Major, Sean Momberger, Rogét Chahayed, Band on the Beat, Chuck Taylor, OG Parker, Smash David, and Dez Wright, among others. Me vs. Myself received generally positive reviews, with many viewing it as a return to form for A Boogie after mostly negative reception of his previous studio album, Artist 2.0.
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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