{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fat psychic?","punchline":"A four-chin teller.","id":205}
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{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
{"fact":"A cats field of vision is about 185 degrees.","length":44}
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{"fact":"Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.","length":231}
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{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
{"fact":"The world\u2019s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat\u2019s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.","length":319}
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{"type":"general","setup":"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...","punchline":"It's impossible to put down","id":37}
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