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{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}

{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}

{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}

{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}

{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}

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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}

{"fact":"Cats can be taught to walk on a leash, but a lot of time and patience is required to teach them. The younger the cat is, the easier it will be for them to learn.","length":161}

{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}

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